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The oldest rule in the game, worn loud. The "Buy The Rumor, Sell The News" tee is for traders, investors, and crypto degens who know the move before the headline drops. Soft, lightweight, and quietly smug.
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd2 (142 g/m2)
- Pre-shrunk, side-seamed construction with shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Relaxed unisex fit, true to size
Trade the rumor. Wear the merch. (Not financial advice.)
Buy The Rumor Sell The News - Funny Stock Trader T-Shirt | The Trading Desk
$29.65
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$29.65
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- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd2 (142 g/m2)
- Pre-shrunk, side-seamed construction with shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Relaxed unisex fit, true to size
Trade the rumor. Wear the merch. (Not financial advice.)